I'm at work. My friend keeps talking to me about sex. So now I'm all horny. I decide fuck I've got to get out of here. I walk out of my office to hear my boss talk about "mounting" some supplies. Fuck!
Then I go grab lunch and realize that all I packed was veggies and ranch. And by veggies I mean A BIG HUGE LONG CUCUMBER. Double fuck!
So I come back in my office just as my friend signs out by saying, "I've got to get off for a while."
Fuck me. Thats all I want to do, get off that is.
Do you ever have days like these where you wish your significant other would show up at your work and just fuck you on your desk and leave so you can concentrate on your goddamn tasks?
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Absolutely.
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