So what did you do?

About my earlier post. First I thought I would talk to the girls husband. Then I talked to my husbands other friend who said he would handle it. He texted the best friend and lo, his wife grabbed his phone and replied that he wasn't there. Then I sat and thought and thought and thought and remembered two things my mom always said to me;

"you catch more flies with honey"

&

"keep your friends close and your enemies closer."

So I wrote her the following on Myspace;
Hey David just told me your coming to Reno too so I figure I would let you in on all the details of the weekend. Satuday I have set up for all the guys to go to the rib cookoff. This is a guys only date as I've told all the wives they have to stay and help me with the mass decorating and cooking and shit. I have a shit ton of food to get ready since there will actually be two different meals served that night. I also have a crap load of decorations. So I'm going to need as much help as possible. Rob really stressed that he wanted one guy only date so Saturday is it. At five we are having a big dinner for all the people from cali. There will be a bbq with tri tip, corn potatoes and so on. Then around 10 the big party is starting. I have a beer pong table, dominos, caps, wiffle ball, and horse shoes. I also have a stripper coming around 11. I have 3 kegs set up also. Sunday morning if anyone wakes up I plan to make a big breakfast. Then sunday I planned on doing a quick lunch at the rib cookoff so the ladies can experience it too since we are not invited on saturday. David said you are all staying with us which is great so Rob can get in as much aaron time as possible.

do you have any old pics of aaron and rob that you could scan. I'm making a giant secret poster with embarrassing pics of rob and his friends.

i also had custom wife beaters made for all the cali guys to wear with a hilarious picture on the front of it.

The most important part of this party was getting aaron here for Rob I'm stoked he can make it, shit i told him i would fly him here if thats what it took so i'm just happy you guys are able to come.

IT TOTALLY WORKED. She wrote back and said she meant to ask if I needed help but hadn't gotten around to it yet (suuuure). Then she said the rib cook off Sunday sounded great. Then she told me she was planning on getting all slutty looking for the party. So. Fine. My husband and all his friends will get like 6 wife free hours. I told him tonight what I did for him and seriously I thought he was so happy he was going to tell me that for the rest of our marriage I never had to give him head again! He didn't go that far but the smile he beamed from across the room really was enough to let me know I had just made his day.

I win right?