Things that drive me fucking nuts

1. When family is in town and make a massive mess of your house
2. When said family tries to wipe down your counters with nasty rotten dish towel and won't listen when you yell please for the love of GOD stop wiping my counters
3. When new family stops by just days after old family and makes bigger mess on top of previous mess
4. When family attempts to clean small mess your child made...but they try and clean it with toilet paper
5. When they use so much toilet paper they leave you with an EMPTY roll
6. When you now have to empty your trash because it has an ENTIRE roll of used toilet paper in it
7. When the mess isn't cleaned because it only looked clean when wet and hello THEY CLEANED WITH TOILET PAPER
8. When you have to reclean an entire bathroom because one guest goes a little heavy on the aqua net and has now coated your mirror, counter, door knobs and floors in enough aqua net to handle the whole cast of Hairspray the musical
9. When you find a whole fucking box of donuts in your house
10. When you eat the whole fucking box